We traditionally think of poop as the enemy. That lingering smell, that gross look, the way they cling to
what was otherwise the pearly white of your throne. Yet poop is not our enemy: if anything poop is one
of our greatest allies. They warn us of the dangers of the toilet through size, quantity, smell and so
much more. They reflect the standards of the environment they’re present in. Most importantly these Minions serve our Queen.
They may look repulsive, but are anything but: they’re hear to serve, no matter how disgusting, obscene
or just plain weird they appear to be. There is no greater ally for her to rely on to guide her followers
on their bathroom quests. Some are there to present polished toilets while others are there to warn of
lingering danger ahead, to spare you of an uncomfortable and unfortunate experience when you should
be celebrated.