Well, if the shit has not hit the fan – it certainly has hit the lawn.
A female jogger in Colorado Springs, Colorado deliberately defecates on the lawn of friendly citizens and repeats her actions. Okay, so I know people have bowel problems and it is an illness, but to brazenly pull down your jogger shorts, cop-a-squat, and discharge your own waste on to the lawn of a family is deplorable. The Shit-bandit must be held responsible for her foul actions.
Dear Shit Bandit – we are aware you know your surroundings as a jogger enthusiast. If you can’t use the public restroom on your route, please note these friendly apps when your bowel movements must be released: SitorSquat, Where to Wee, Flush, Bathroom Scout, or Fake Shower.
What would you do if someone “shit on your house.” Well, Cathy Budde, kindly asked the Shit Bandit to stop and to her surprise, the Shit Bandit has repeatedly Shit on her house a few more times. Very proud of Cathy for giving proper Shit-asticrecognition to the Shit Bandit, as we must stand our ground when people don’t respect personal property.
To my readers – would love to hear your thoughts on this jogging Shit Queen…who is not to be mistaken with me.
The Shit Queen
Cathy Budde – restrooms near by.
