Exposed. Bewildered. Dread. Relief. Four words that capture what it’s like to enter an unfamiliar lavatory, restroom, bathroom, washroom, loo, john, dump station, or whatever it is you would like to call it. As odd as it can be, it’s still the most personal space you will have, outside your bedroom! Nonetheless, whether you’re at work, a restaurant, event, outhouse, someone’s house, you will give pause before you open the door and wonder what is on the other side …will you be visiting Heaven or might you be visiting Hell…or maybe somewhere in between?
The Sh!t Queen is here to help you cope with the anxieties, pleasantries and uncertainties we feel as we enter an unknown restroom. Bearing a heavy crown, she is here to shepherd you through strange tales – some horrific, some hilarious and some stranger than you could ever imagine, The restroom should always and forever be a sacred, intimate and a trusted space – she knows that’s not always the case and she’s here to prepare you for any and all restroom experiences. May the toilet be flushed and the seat be dry!
*All Hail The Sh!t Queen*
