Ladies and Gentlemen of the Court:
I stand here before you to provide guidance and support, critique and witticism, but most importantly
the spirit for holding your thrones – home away from home – to its highest standards.
I am The ShiT Queen! We may not have met formally, but we have crossed paths in one way or
another. Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
As your Queen, I invite you to heed my guidance as you explore the everyday restroom adventures.
Yet, don’t hesitate to offer your own feedback in whichever form you do. Let’s be strong, yet not
crass; commanding, yet not intimidating. You all have stories to tell, from the youngest of our patrons
to the eldest and I look forward to hearing from you, as I reveal and circumvent your stories from my throne.
Through these proclamations, let’s embark on a quest through the most common and universal
experience that binds us all…the restroom!